Hullo everybody and wulcome to me website. I'm gunna fill it wiv loads of cool stuff but I asn't got much time at the mo coz Jen and Chris is goin to some big camp soon and they'ze too busy with that to do me much mroe importnant web work. ANyhow, this is me blog and this is where I'm gunna write all me thoughts and and tales and tell you all what iz bin upto. Please ignore anyfink they write about me, its probabl;y rubbish, I'll tell you da real truf ere isntead.

Fanks 4 readin,

Marley Monster

 

Sunday 9th September 2007 – MY BIRFDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had has a brillunt day. Lasted night Jen Jen let me sleep on der bed then dis mornin I ad a snooze on the sofa. Den we all got inder car and we droved all de way to der pool. Den I security checked nana and gramps garden but the fence was still too secure so we'd all got in a different car. I likes dat car betterer coz I can see all de way round with out tryin. Den we droved all across de pool, frew a tunnel which Chris says is as big as Jen's mouf but I dunna understood dat coz Jen's mouf can't fit lots of cars in. Den we droved ssome more till we got to somewhere amazin! Dis place ( called de Wirral Country Park) as a big massive doggy play ground dat stretches for miles and miles and miles. Der is sand and der is water. Der only problem wif de place is dey has a issue with pesky birds. So instead of enjoyin myself walkin I ad to spend all me time tryin to get rid of dem. I chased right out to de sea to get em, and den I ranned and ranned an ranned. When I had finished dat I ranned some more. I didn't realise but de hole time gramps was usin de camarea to record me workin so ard but I don't fink he wer very good wiv it coz Jen moaned afterwards dat all u could see was a dot runnin from side to side. Back to dem birds! Everytime I ad cleared an area I would turn round and find they had all satted somewhere else. I int one to give up easily though so carried on chasin and chasin. Den I erd Jen calling so I ranned back to wer I lefted dem but dey musted have gond further than I fought caz I couldn't seed them so I ranned back to de car and nobody was there so I ranned all de wayed back to de beach and Guess what, dey had only gone further along de beach wiv out tellin me! By den of course more stupid birdy's was on the ground again so I had to runned all de way out to get dem again. I know Jen was very pleased wiv me coz the hole time she was callin my name, cheerin for me! When I eventually camed back ( I was tired and also an ickle annoyed dat none of der other doggies on the beach was helpin) der was loads of people lined up watchin me, i fink I was de talk of de beach for me commitment. I erd some people sayin " the owner can't get dat dog back" But I don't kno which dog they was talkin about, I couldn't see one? Den we wented back to de car and Nana gave me de biggest bone I ever did seed in me life. The umans all went and satted in this buildin ( public house apparently, where de public can sit )whilst I ad me bone in peace and den we came ome. I was very tired so I was a bit grouchy when I got back but I still checked me garden for cats and hqad a very speccul dindins. den I went on me forum and sore all de birfday messsages from girlies which made me smile lots!

 

Friday 13th July 2007 ( what did they expect.....)

Mud, mud, glorious mud!!!! So after havin a little chat wiv Oscar the chief mud muppet today I took the opportunity to sample some of the delights he recomended. We went to pick sumfin up in Honley tonight and then we stopped at some riverside for a good ol walk! Woohoo we love walks, especially in the rain even though Chris shouts at me a lot when i tries to get him to run through the puddles quick wiv me. Then I was investigatin and found just over the edge a nice big pond. The water looked very clean so I had to work really hard to find the mud but I is a hard worker so eventually I found it and camoflaged meself from the middle down so I looked like I had no legs! Chris was a bit mad and I av to admit, I did really stink real bad but then we got down to the river and I had a swim and came out shiny clean again!!

 

12th July 2007 – bedtime

So apparently its not acceptable to try and help Jen out. and apparently I'm "in disgrace", at least I would be if I hadn't redeemed myself by being a little angel at the vets ( at least for the short moment she gave me the nasty stuff, and I did know it'd be followed by a nother treat!) and on the subject of the vet, she's a really rubbish vet and trainer.First she sticks the needle up my nose, that;s right my NOSE, then when she gives me a treat for sittin nice and I do itagain she don't give me another treat, no matter how many of me tricks I shows her, how am I suppoed to learn from that!!!!

It all started yesterday when I may have accidently chewed the back of Jen's relatively new walking shoes. I didn't actually mean for bits to come out but them did so I got rid of them pronto before I were spotted. Jen still ntoiced though an she weren't very happy so whilst she were out I knew I had to put it right so I made a patch to go over the hole. See I is a goo lad and I is thoughtful an caring.

Apparently the vertical blinds, whilst being a nice thick fabric, aren't ideal for makin patches for Jen's shoes. No-one told me, it doesn't say that on them, how was I supposed to know? ( i did find this really cool p;lastic thing in the bottom though that I could practise me chewin on, it was ace but the meanies took it off me.

So I is in disgrace wherever that is, I think its near me bed somewhere coz that's where I was sent anyhow. I fought I was really clever too coz I didn't use the end blind that keeps everyfing together but the next one in instead. I can't win, when I try and help I just get in bother!

 

12th July 2007

Anyhow for me first blog, I wwanna put on record how unfair it is that them's goin camp wivout me next week! And for free weeks and everyfin, how unfair is that??!!! I'm the outdoor expert round here, i'm the one that can hunt and sniff and forage and find food and chase rabbits an spot sneaky animals goin in their tent. and another fing, unlike them I don't need a tent and sleepin bag and carry mat and jamas and socks and torches and big coats and boots and the list goes on of stuff they take wiv them. All I need is a stream to drink out of so clearly i'm more suited to it than them so why am I getting left here and they's off to have all the fun?